January 2012
The musical has taken over a lot of me lately.... →
the relationship between the two aforementioned things is inexplicable but I’m going to put them in the same post anyway.
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I think Mr. Newcar needs a name.
I was thinking Colonel Augustus Waters. Gus for short, of course. (a combination between two names; I think it works out)
Or Pudge. Because his real name was Miles. And cars go places. Which are miles away.
We just bought a third car for the family (though it will mostly be driven by me).
We got it for a very good deal. Like, very good. And it’s so nice.
Yes.
Yes.
Agh.
Cannot express the agh.
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Dear stale Oreos, this is not the time to be...
I came home looking for comfort (obviously comfort comes from the pantry), and this is what you give me.
Never ever expect a movie to live up to its book’s glory.
I do not have enough thumbs for all of the thumbs-downs I need to give to express my distaste for the movie.
It’s 80 degrees out and I’m going winter clothes shopping.
lol
People who simultaneously post the same things as...
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I get into the habit of clicking on one...
I ended up watching Judge Judy, and I’m not sure how.
Have you ever noticed how people always try to sound smarter by using the pluperfect tense for every verb they use?
I had _______ this and I had _______ that but I had done this and I had been there and she had seen this when I had gone there.
I had I had I had, give it a rest, guys.
samblings asked: Hi I can't wait to see you you're great I miss you I hope things are going well I am sorry about the dog drama I am also sorry that I can't punctuate or grammar right now but this has been an ask
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
This weekend has taught me a very important...
Never emotionally attach yourself to anything.
So you sleep for seven years and wake up as a very fit, perfectly-shaven young man who is entirely capable of springing to action wihtout being confused by the fact that an old man in a shiny robe has been caring for you up until this moment.
Pfft. Hylians, amirite?
I’m warning you all: if nothing interesting is initiated today, I will most likely spend the day playing a Zelda game of my choosing.
So today I tried to belt a high B at 9:30 in the...
It was funny.
hi i got a role in the one act and it makes me very happy okay
“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
Good News: I'm going to Evanston in February!
Bad News: I’m going to Evanston in February.
Today in English somebody said, "Man, I only got...
Wait, you’re supposed to get more than four?
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When your mom calls you out for eyeing an attractive waitress but then your dad calls her out for eyeing an attractive waiter almost immediately after.
I'm not sure how to feel about not making the...
My feelings are conflicted by the same thought.
On one hand, I know that I could have done better, and the fact that I didn’t do my best is very disappointing.
On the other, I know that I could have done better, and I was very close. I had the ability to be in the choir if I had done my best. It’s better to know you could have done better and not get in than knowing you did your best...
so
so
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i’m auditioning for the all-state choir tomorrow
and
and
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well
ah
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
I got home and napped and napped and napped and ate and napped and now it’s 11:00 and I have two pages of Latin to translate.
I just bought my Tour de Nerdfighting ticket.
AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
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Welcome to the year of the Ass Couch.
Also the Side-Boob Loveseat.
Reblarg if Ass Couch Blog 2012.
December 2011
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“*gasp* You don’t want to be a music major?!?!?!?”
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The tenor two next to me is always flat and the tenor ones on my other side think it’s me :((((((((
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I just saw a unicorn in Adamsville.
Yeah. Adamsville.
Oh right. I was supposed to get off-book over the...
And I was definitely going to write more of my script, too.
And read a lot of books.
Oops.
Anonymous asked: do you have jungle fever?
I will be in Stephenville on Thursday and Friday for a choir workshop.
Therefore I really only have three free days left of this break.
This is saddening.
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Dad: No, it was good beer. You'd like it; it's right down your alley.
Mom: Right 'down' my alley or right 'up' my alley?
Dad: Well it depends on which way you're laying.
I came downstairs to find my dad watching a...
I have never heard of these places before and am speculating their existence. It looks more like an update on how Middle Earth is doing after the war. Merry Christmas.
“Most of the writers I know are weird hybrids. There’s a strong streak of...”
– David Foster Wallace, 1996 (via sometimesagreatnotion) (via nebachanezar) (via clintirwin)
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no guys i really am a book hoarder
i’ll read them all i swear
babyblainesus:
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
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Sometimes Christmas bums me out because it’s the last day of the Christmas season. I don’t want it to end. So many carols to be sung, lights to be seen, candies to be caned, eggs to be nogged.
“O Holy nizzle,
the shizzle’s off the hizzle.
This is the nizzle of our...”
– Randy