February 2012
eighthwonder-oftheworld:
penotbutter:
whenever i lose a follower i just wonder what was the final straw
#I imagine them throwing a stack of papers all dramatically #then coming back to the computer and whispering #you shouldn’t have gotten yourself a new fandom
rachel-finn:
hello mother hello father fleas ticks mosquitoes really bother thanks for the package that’s why i’m writing k9 advantix quickly stopped all the biting swimming hiking and tent pitching they’re not biting i’m not itching can’t wait to show you all my new tricks thanks again for sending me k9 advantix
Romanus exsultans, “Duos,” inquit, “fratrum manibus dedi; tertium causae belli huiusce, ut Romanus Albano imperet, dabo.”
I do not understand why I need to memorize this.
Male sustinenti arma gladium superne iugulo defigit, iacentem spoliat.
This does not improve my knowledge of the Latin language.
Princeps Horatius ibat, trigemina spolia prae se gerens; cui soror...
I went on tours today, and everything is super fantastic awesome. I wore a light jacket in ‘real feel of seventeen degrees’ weather, so I’m pretty proud of that.
But right now, all I can really think about tonight is:
my calorie intake this last weekend.
why the balls it takes twenty minutes to load a minute and a half of video in this hotel.
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I'm in Chicago and the weather is really nice.
Like, really nice.
Watchoodlesandoodles:
miss you.
This is so saddening.
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Anonymous asked: Why don't you come to church anymore?
People who are affected to the point of dysfunctionality because of their empty relationship statuses on Valentine’s Day are clearly single for a reason.
January 2012
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What Would You Do? really needs to work on its...
Previous week: What would you do if people dropped bugs in their soup to get free meals?
This week: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A COUPLE WERE TRYING TO PURCHASE A DOG FOR AN UPCOMING DOG FIGHT OR WHAT IF A PEDOPHILE WERE TRYING TO TAKE TEENAGE GIRLS INTO HIS VAN TO HAVE THEM MODEL FOR HIM IN HIS BASEMENT??????
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I got a 95 on my economics test.
I literally guessed 12 answers because of how little I understand economics.
I drew a whale, lamenting (in haiku form) about how accurate he was when he said English major-type people will struggle in his class.
And then 95. How? Magic.
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I think Mr. Newcar needs a name.
I was thinking Colonel Augustus Waters. Gus for short, of course. (a combination between two names; I think it works out)
Or Pudge. Because his real name was Miles. And cars go places. Which are miles away.
We just bought a third car for the family (though it will mostly be driven by me).
We got it for a very good deal. Like, very good. And it’s so nice.
Yes.
Yes.
Agh.
Cannot express the agh.
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Dear stale Oreos, this is not the time to be...
I came home looking for comfort (obviously comfort comes from the pantry), and this is what you give me.
Never ever expect a movie to live up to its book’s glory.
I do not have enough thumbs for all of the thumbs-downs I need to give to express my distaste for the movie.
It’s 80 degrees out and I’m going winter clothes shopping.
lol
People who simultaneously post the same things as...
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I get into the habit of clicking on one...
I ended up watching Judge Judy, and I’m not sure how.
Have you ever noticed how people always try to sound smarter by using the pluperfect tense for every verb they use?
I had _______ this and I had _______ that but I had done this and I had been there and she had seen this when I had gone there.
I had I had I had, give it a rest, guys.
samblings asked: Hi I can't wait to see you you're great I miss you I hope things are going well I am sorry about the dog drama I am also sorry that I can't punctuate or grammar right now but this has been an ask
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
This weekend has taught me a very important...
Never emotionally attach yourself to anything.
So you sleep for seven years and wake up as a very fit, perfectly-shaven young man who is entirely capable of springing to action wihtout being confused by the fact that an old man in a shiny robe has been caring for you up until this moment.
Pfft. Hylians, amirite?
I’m warning you all: if nothing interesting is initiated today, I will most likely spend the day playing a Zelda game of my choosing.
So today I tried to belt a high B at 9:30 in the...
It was funny.
hi i got a role in the one act and it makes me very happy okay
“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
Good News: I'm going to Evanston in February!
Bad News: I’m going to Evanston in February.
Today in English somebody said, "Man, I only got...
Wait, you’re supposed to get more than four?
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When your mom calls you out for eyeing an attractive waitress but then your dad calls her out for eyeing an attractive waiter almost immediately after.
I'm not sure how to feel about not making the...
My feelings are conflicted by the same thought.
On one hand, I know that I could have done better, and the fact that I didn’t do my best is very disappointing.
On the other, I know that I could have done better, and I was very close. I had the ability to be in the choir if I had done my best. It’s better to know you could have done better and not get in than knowing you did your best...