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ebinw replied to your post: I got a 95 on my economics test. I literally…

A good magician never reveals his/her secret.

I feel like Harry Potter at the zoo. It’s like I have these powers that I never knew about. This 95 is my disappearing glass.

I got a 95 on my economics test.

I literally guessed 12 answers because of how little I understand economics.

I drew a whale, lamenting (in haiku form) about how accurate he was when he said English major-type people will struggle in his class.

And then 95. How? Magic. 

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someone please actually make a painting of this.

I think Mr. Newcar needs a name.

I was thinking Colonel Augustus Waters. Gus for short, of course. (a combination between two names; I think it works out)

Or Pudge. Because his real name was Miles. And cars go places. Which are miles away. 

We just bought a third car for the family (though it will mostly be driven by me).

We got it for a very good deal. Like, very good. And it’s so nice.

Yes.

Yes.

Agh.

Cannot express the agh.

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This is really fucking creepy

Oh my god

OMFG I’M CHOKING

WATCH YOURSELF, JOHN SMITH

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It’s 80 degrees out and I’m going winter clothes shopping.

lol

“This book is insanely, incredibly well-written, and honest, and funny, and devastating. I very much urge you to read it, but I will warn you that the laugh to cry ratio is pretty much 1:1.”

- Elmify sums up The Fault in Our Stars by John Green in a matter of 15 seconds [video]

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I ended up watching Judge Judy, and I’m not sure how.

Have you ever noticed how people always try to sound smarter by using the pluperfect tense for every verb they use?

I had _______ this and I had _______ that but I had done this and I had been there and she had seen this when I had gone there.

I had I had I had, give it a rest, guys.